I fully understand the reasons why you have high expectations from the special lady you wish to spend time with. Rest assured that I am also selective of the company I keep and to ensure we have a fantastic, passionate time together, I am inviting you to take a minute or two to read the following.
HYGIENE AND GROOMING
The most important factor that will have a significant impact on how our time together unfolds is impeccable personal hygiene and grooming. This should be self-explanatory all on its own; bad body odor, bad breath and long fingernails will affect the level of engagement shared. Please wear deodorant for our date. If you do not use deodorant on a day-to-day basis, you will have to make an adjustment on the day we meet.
On another note, a very important one, in order to avoid bleeding gums, I strongly recommend and insist you solely use mouthwash instead of brushing your teeth right before our encounter. Needless to say, don’t floss either.
DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
My expectations are to meet with you when you are sober and definitely not high or drunk. I absolutely do not wish to have to worry about my safety while we are spending time together. If you chose to ignore my request and you appear to be everything but sober when I arrive, I will leave and you will be forfeiting the entire amount of my honorarium.
Although I enjoy having a glass of wine or champagne during the course of a rendez-vous, I do not appreciate anyone who chooses to over-indulge either.
Thank you for your kind consideration.
YOUR PRIVACY AND MY PRIVACY
I value my privacy just as much as you do.
If we happen to cross paths on the street, at a restaurant or anywhere else, smile politely as you would to anyone else but please respect my privacy. Do not call out my name. I might be in the company of family members, friends or work colleagues. Do not approach me even if you believe I am alone as I might not be. I am positive you would expect the same respectful consideration and courtesy from me if the roles were reversed.